Feather-brained fashion hits the red carpet – Boston Herald

By on January 13, 2019

My chums are nothing if not enterprising. Take Iphegenia Stilton-Pong, a fellow fashionista and animal lover. Iphy loves the feather trend sweeping the runways — who wouldn’t adore a 3-foot headress of alabaster emu fluff? — but detests hurting any birds.

So she bought her own flock of the flightless sweeties with the intent of “startling” them into dropping the goods.

“I play them ‘Game of Thrones’ reruns. There was a lot of squawking after ‘The Red Wedding’ episode.”

But since Iphy yearns for a feather frock, she has to up the ante on production. The roller coasters at Universal Studios Orlando won’t know what hit them.

Speaking of flights of fancy, get a load of the out-there ensembles snagged in this week’s red-carpet stakeout.

Let me fluff up these Ruffled Feathers, and I’ll file my report:


1 part Rumple Minze
1 part Wild Turkey
Combine ingredients in a shot glass.

— drinknation.com



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